Calamity Anemone

If a typewriter had ADD...
theprospitprincess: gryffindorkfromgallifrey: richard-sp8-jr: the-fandoms-are-cool: gambler-x: im-the-doctor-basically-run: tacticalhoneybadger: miss-operator: cerebralzero: reparations: moistnugget: reparations: unsubstantiatedrumors: involved6: cerebralzero: bulletbutt: Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt. Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here. Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm. I’ll waste the lot of you Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen! NYET. 3 it is.. let’s get this party started. Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol I HAVE A GUN BONER.  What? What’s all this fuckery? Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown! Mama always said this day’d come! EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL! WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.  Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems. There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work. Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done. Don’t make me tell you again. Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got. A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of? Wood. Men of tumblr, I applaud you. JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR Should I be worried about you boys? THIS IS PERFECT, NOW WE JUST NEED JAKE ENGLISH.

theprospitprincess:

gryffindorkfromgallifrey:

richard-sp8-jr:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

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Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

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I’ll waste the lot of you

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Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

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NYET.

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3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

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What? What’s all this fuckery?

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Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

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Mama always said this day’d come!

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EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

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WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

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There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

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Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

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A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

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Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

Should I be worried about you boys?

THIS IS PERFECT, NOW WE JUST NEED JAKE ENGLISH.

(Source: bulletbakas, via victorianbmx)

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

(via bellafrankensteinthe23rd)

bellafrankensteinthe23rd:

newlevant:

Hi! I’m stoked to present my thesis comic, If This Be Sin, based on the life of Gladys Bentley. It’s for sale on Gumroad! You can download the 16 page full-color PDF for $2.

Gladys Bentley, was a blues singer, piano player, and drag king who performed bawdy tunes in Harlem nightclubs throughout the 1920s and ’30s. Despite the social obstacles she faced as a black, openly queer woman, her outrageous and energetic act became a mainstay of the Harlem cabaret. In 1952, under the oppressive social conditions of the McCarthy era, Bentley publicly renounced her previous identity and claimed to have found happiness as a feminine housewife.

Gumroad is super simple to use, you just have to enter your credit card number and you’ll be sent a direct download, plus Gumroad will email you a link to re-download it if you ever lose track of the file.

FOR EVERY 100 NOTES, I’LL GIVE AWAY A DIGITAL COMIC TO A RANDOM TUMBLR USER so please share if you can! (Within each 100 notes, only people who reblog are eligible for a free copy.)

Thank you and I hope you enjoy the comic!

hatchimatchi this looks right up my alley!

hobbypics: Sparkle This is the best thing I’ve seen all day, and I found a picture of transgender Spongebob on the sidewalk.

hobbypics:

Sparkle

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day, and I found a picture of transgender Spongebob on the sidewalk.

(Source: seapuke, via ozchive)

Iceland, I love you. You’re so serious it’s adorable.

Iceland, I love you. You’re so serious it’s adorable.

Say what you will about his music, but Adam Levine is an awesome ADHD mutherfucker, and I want to hang out with him so much.

(Source: misspiercee, via maliciousdestin)