Calamity Anemone

If a typewriter had ADD...
  • teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  • me: the bourgeois
  • teacher: what
  • me: what
  • karl marx: nice

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

(via ohsugarfoot)

ohnoproblems:

so you see, the true magic was the friends you made along the way, assuming you made friends with that cursed sword that can never leave your grasp and whose taunts ring in your mind incessantly. that’s a friend thing, right

(via cornerof5thandvermouth)