Calamity Anemone

If a typewriter had ADD...

toolninja:

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

This is a real thing?

I…. I’m hypnotized…

staff:

supersmashthestatebros:

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hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds. 

(via toolninja)

dannerzz:

grease stained kitchen babe takes a moment to reflect while too many food orders accumulate

dannerzz bringing the food service selfie swag

Actual Conversations I Have

Lady Friend : I wonder sometimes if I’m bisexual. I like kissing, and I like kissing girls, but that’s where my interest ends.

Me : Why worry or question? Kissing is awesome. Lips are gender neutral.